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- What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
- What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
- What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
- What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
- What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
- How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
- If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
- Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth.
- What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar!
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Top Star Wars Jokes)
- What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?… Chocolate mousse!
- What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?… Decad-ant
- What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?… The worlds best Sundae!
- What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?… Cocoa-Nuts.
- There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
- What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?