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  1. What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
  2. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
  3. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
  4. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
  6. What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  7. What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
  8. What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
  9. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
  10. What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  11. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
  12. How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
  13. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
  14. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth.
  15. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar!
  17. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Top Star Wars Jokes)
  18. What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?… Chocolate mousse!
  19. What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?… Decad-ant
  20. What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?… The worlds best Sundae!
  21. What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?… Cocoa-Nuts.
  22. There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
  23. What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  24. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
  25. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?