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We have listed the #1 joke for each day! Click on the jokes link for a full list of jokes! Teachers check out our lessons for Special Days of the Year!
July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
June 1st: Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #SpellingBee
June 2nd: National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
June 3rd: National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes)
June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for Kids: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay
June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes)
June 18th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
June 17th: Bunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes) #SummerSolstice
Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
NBA Finals: Top Basketball Jokes for Kids: Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball!#NBAPlayoffs #NBAFinals
Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
Graduation Jokes: It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”
- Top Baseball & Softball Jokes
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July Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
July 23rd: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
March 7th: National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
March 9th: National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
March 13th: National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
March 30th: National Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
March 30th: National Pencil Day: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
Top Spring Jokes
May 4th: 101 Star Wars Jokes (May the 4th be with you!): Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Clone Wars Quotes)
May 14th: Mothers’ Day Jokes & Top Quotes for Mothers: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
May 29th: Top Memorial Day Jokes
Top Summer Jokes
Summer Olympics: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
August 24th: National Waffle Day: How is a softball team like a waffle?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
August 26th: National Dog Dog: Dog Day Jokes
Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes
September Jokes & Top Fall Jokes
Back to School: Top Back to School Jokes: Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
September 5th: Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
September 11th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
September 29th: International Coffee Day: Top Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay
October 7th World Smile Day: World Smile Day Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist? A: At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
October 10th: Columbus Day: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
October 12th: National Farmer’s Day: Top Farmer’s Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Fall Jokes)
October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 31st: Top Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
Top 10 Geography Week Jokes
November 8th: Election Day: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest / Top Social Studies Jokes / Top 500 U.S. Jokes): What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
November 11th: Top Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
November 16th: Fast Food Jokes: National Fast Food Day Jokes: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
November 17th: National Take a Hike Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
November: Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
December Jokes / December Advertising Opportunities
December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
December 15th: Bill of Rights Day Jokes: “Where was the Bill of Rights signed?”… “On the bottom!”
December 21st: Winter Solstice
December 21st: National Hamburger Day Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
December 25th: Top Christmas Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (Christmas Trivia / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Top Elementary School Jokes)
December 27th: National Fruitcake Day Jokes: What profession truly enjoys fruitcakes?… Psychologists (Top Psychology Jokes)
December 31st: New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes & School Jokes for New Year’s Eve)
January Jokes & Top Winter Jokes
January 1st: New Year’s Day Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
January 4th: Spaghetti Day Jokes: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
January 11th: National Milk Day: What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
January 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Top Cereal Day Jokes)
January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (National Bird Day Jokes)
January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
January 20th: Inauguration Day Jokes: What is the most popular college for inauguration?… The Electoral College.
January 23rd: Pi Day Jokes & Pie Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
February Jokes & Top Winter Jokes
February 2nd: Top Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
February 14th: Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
February 20th: President’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!