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Jokes for Special Days of the Year!

  1. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters.
  2. Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
  3. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted.
  4. You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be some thing RON with you.
  5. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class!
  6. Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose.
  7. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch.
  8. How do you know if someone’s a pureblood?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
  9. What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?… Why so Sirius?
  10. Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
  11. What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?… A NOSE!
  12. How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?… With Dementos.
  13. What do you call a potterhead on a horse?… Harry Trotter.
  14. Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy?