School Jokes: Graduation Jokes for School

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  1. What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  2. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”
  3. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
  4. Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades.
  5. I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White
  6. I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White
  7. Graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. – Melanie White
  8. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on graduation day?… Looking sharp!
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation day! (Top Summer Jokes)
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean’s hand. (School Knock-Knock Jokes)

 

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