School Jokes: December Jokes for Kids

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel). (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite! (Top Winter Jokes)
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic. (Top Psychology Jokes)
How do elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?…Using an “Elf”-evator.
Elves use what kind of money?…Jingle bills!
What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop?…The twelf

What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Top Elementary Math Jokes)
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top Halloween Jokes)
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell!
How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.