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- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (Top STEM Jokes)
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Top Fall Jokes)
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills!
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt!
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Top Summer Jokes)
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses! (Top STEM Jokes)
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Top Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles (Football Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole! (Write it Forward)
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs (World Ocean Day Jokes & Cape Cod Jokes)
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass.
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis.
- What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses.
- What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas party?… The mole the merrier! (Top Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place
- What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the year?… Moleday (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole!
- What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Top Dog Jokes)
- What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
- Why can’t Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
- Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled!
- What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks!
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
- Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson
- Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy
- What is the mole’s favorite tv show?… Mole-eesha
- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola.
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid
- What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole!
- Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown
- Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
- Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
- Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.”
- Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
- What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley
- What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses
- On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes & Top Election Jokes)
- What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (Top New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (Top Geography Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art!
- How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess!
- What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… moleth balls!
- Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick!
- What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Top Golf Jokes)
- How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code!
- Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole!
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… He scored the winning mole! (Top Soccer Jokes & Top 10 Summer Olympic Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s favorite drink?… Moleson Golden Ale! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate!
- What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem!
- What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted!
- What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail!
- Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole!
- What are moles made of?… molecules!
- Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix!
- What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler!
- How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole!
- What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… Enough to make him into a moleionnaire!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles! (365 Sports Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar! (Top Summer Jokes)
- What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… He had to pay at the molegate!
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin.
- Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… Moles in the ground. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass!
- What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… !n avacado!
- What was the problem Avogadro had with his shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
- At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… On mole-lit nights! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite character… Masswell Smart!
- What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles!
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do students graduate?… At moleage! (Top College Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait (Top Sailing Jokes)
- Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
- What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. He joined the mole queue.
- How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
- What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts
- Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
- Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly
- Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
- Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance