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Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)

  1. What did the mummy rugby coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  2. A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
  3. Why don’t rugby players have mid-life crisises?…  They stay stuck in adolescence.
  4. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
  5. When is a rugby player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  6. What would you get if you crossed a rugby player and the Invisible Man?… Rugby like no one has ever seen.
  7. Why was the car not allowed to play rugby?… It only had one boot.
  8. Why didn’t the bicycle play rugby?… It was two tired. (Top Cycling Jokes)
  9. Why did the rugby player go to see the vet?… His calves were hurting. (Top Animal Jokes)
  10. Why was Cinderella such a bad rugby player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  11. Why is a rugby the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  12. Did you hear about the rugby who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  13. Rugby player in Chinese restaurant:
    “Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy.”
    Waiter: “That’s because they’re the chopsticks, sir.”
  14. Where do rugby go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography JokesTop 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  15. Rugby player: “Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror – I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” Doctor: “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”


  1. Support your local hooker, play rugby!
  2. Give Blood! Play Rugby!
  3. Have you heard about the All Blacks new bra?… All support but no cup
  4. There’s a man sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals, but amazingly, there’s an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: “Do you mind if I sit here?” “No, not at all,” replies the first man. “It’s my wife’s seat, but she died recently..” “So why didn’t you get one of your family to come,” asks the second man out of curiosity. “They’re all at the funeral.”
  5. Why do rugby players like smart women?…Opposites attract. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)