Royal Wedding Jokes

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Did you hear about the two cell antennas who got married?… The ceremony was just o.k., but the reception was great.
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?… I hear they met on the web.
Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs. (Revolutionary War Jokes)
Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married? The reception was terrific.
Two florists recently got married. It was an arranged marriage.
I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
Do you know why the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts? They were perfectly suited to each other.
Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb? He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a very emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
It’s been ten years since the invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at either.
Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.
Unfortunately, the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They just didn’t have that spark.
Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other periodicall