Roller Sports Jokes: Top Roller Sports Jokes

Why was the skeleton always left out of roller sports?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
What did the mummy roller sports coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
When is a roller sports athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
What would you get if you crossed a roller sports athlete and the Invisible Man?… Roller sports like no one has ever seen.
Why was Cinderella such a bad at roller sports?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
Why is a roller sports competition the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
Where do roller sports athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
Did you hear about the roller sports athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”