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  1. What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
  2. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch.
  3. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  4. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash! (101 Sports Jokes / Squash Jokes)
  5. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?…”Let’s get glowing.”
  6. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
  7. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin!
  8. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
  9. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.
  10. Why were the two pumpkins so close?… They had deep roots.
  11. Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?… Because they just had their brains scooped out! (Top Biology Jokes)
  12. When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
  13. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?… It fell off the wagon!
  14. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?… It had no guts! (Top Biology Jokes)
  15. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
  16. What did the pumpkin say to the jar?… Soon I will be ajar to.