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- Why was the skeleton always left out in and pentathlon?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the mummy Pentathlon coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- When is a pentathlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a pentathlete and the Invisible Man?… A Pentathlon like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad at the Pentathlon?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a Pentathlon the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where do pentathletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Did you hear about the pentathlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”