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Bird Jokes
- What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
- What do penguins eat for lunch?… Ice-burgers!
- Where do penguins go to the movies?… At the dive-in!
- What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?… Iceberg lettuce!
- How does a penguin make pancakes?… With its flippers!
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost!
- Why are penguins good race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position! (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
- Where do penguins go swimming?… At the South Pool!
- How do Penguins drink their cola?… On the rocks.
- What do Penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes for Kids)
- Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?… Seal.
- Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Where do penguins go to dance?… The snow ball!
- What birds like to write?… Penguins!
- What’s black, white and red all over?… A penguin with a sunburn! (Summer Jokes)
- How do penguins drink?… Out of beak-ers!
- How does a penguin build its house?.. Igloos it together!
- What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?… Starfish.
- Where do penguins keep their money?… In a snow bank!
- Why don’t Penguins like rock music?… They only like sole.
- What do you call a happy penguin?… a Pen-Grin!
- What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?… Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
- What did Morgan Freeman say when Penguins told him they liked March of the Penguins?… Why the heck was I narrating it if Penguins can talk
- Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?… Because they haven’t got any pockets.
- What do Penguins sing on a birthday?… Freeze a jolly good fellow.
- Where do penguins get money from?… A fishbank.
- Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?… Its a whale of a tale
- What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?… Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!
- Why did the penguin cross the road?… To go with the floe!
- Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?… Because they don’t have any pockets!
- Who’s the head of the penguin navy?… Admiral Byrd!