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- Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station!
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
- Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?… To go with the jellyfish!
- Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted)
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astro-nut!
- What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose!
- Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?… The Snack Bar!
- How do you catch an elephant?… Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.
- Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?… Because they were nuts!
- What kind of nuts hang?… wall-nuts.
- What did applesauce say to peanut butter?… You’re Nutty!
- What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?… Peanut butter and Jellyfish. (Shark Jokes)
- Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?… To go with the traffic jam.
- Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?… They make everyone nutty. (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)