Pasta Jokes

• Pasta Jokes:

Spaghetti Jokes

1. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
2. I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes. 
3. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
4. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
5. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
6. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
7. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
8. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
9. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
10. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
11. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

Meatball Jokes

1. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
2. Where do burgers like to dance?… The meat ball!
3. Where do poor meatballs live?… The Spaghetto (Spaghetti Jokes)