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  1. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Book Jokes)
  2. What do you call a groundhog that plays baseball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head when he plays baseball?… An ice cap. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  4. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  5. Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  6. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  7. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  8. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  9. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  10. “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.” (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  11. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Star Wars Jokes)
  12. When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Doctor Jokes)
  13. A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.
  14. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Cupcake Jokes)
  15. Why was the middle school voice teacher so good at baseball?… Because she had the perfect pitch. (Music Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  16. “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?” (Music Jokes)
  17. A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.” (Music Jokes)
  18. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  19. What cartoon character is the best at baseball?… Homer Simpson.
  20. Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”…“Roof,” the dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels….“Rough.” He still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog….“Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?” (Dog Jokes)
  21. Which superhero is the best at baseball?… Batman. (Batman Jokes)
  22. What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?… The swings!
  23. Why did the baseball player shut down his website?… He wasn’t getting any hits!
  24. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  25. Which position is the best water boy?… The pitcher.
  26. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… A baseball team!
  27. How long did the baseball player spend in the library?… Five minutes. It was a short stop. (Library Jokes)
  28. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! (Car Jokes)
  29. Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?… The teams were all-women.
  30. Why don’t baseball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
  31. What do baseball players eat on?… Home plates.
  32. What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?… One runs home and the other is a home run.
  33. What is the best advice to give a young baseball player?… If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.
  34. Why was the piano tuner hired to play baseball?… Because he had perfect pitch.
  35. What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?… The fence!
  36. Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  37. Where do coal diggers play baseball?… In the miner (minor) leagues.
  38. Where did the baseball player wash his socks?… In the bleachers.
  39. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Fireworks Jokes)
  40. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  41. Why did the baseball batter go crazy?… The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.
  42. How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?… Only throw strikes.
  43. Riddle: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
  44. Which baseball manager’s last name is Italian for ‘a long-bladed weapon of war?’ Tommy Lasorda
  45. How do baseball players keep in touch?….They touch base every once in a while.
  46. Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our “Wonder Player.”… Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.
  47. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
  48. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Christmas Jokes)
  49. Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team? To add a little team spirit. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  50. Why are singers good at baseball?… Because they have perfect pitch! (Music Jokes)
  51. Where does a catcher sit for dinner?… Behind the plate.
  52. Did you hear the joke about your pitching style?”…  “Never mind. It’s foul.”
  53. Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?… Sparky Anderson
  54. Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?… Because of all the Giant Fans! (Earth Day Jokes)
  55. Why do you need to take a baseball player with you when you go camping?… To pitch the tent.
  56. Which baseball players is a fruitarian?… Darryl Strawberry
  57. What is a baseball player’s favorite learning tool? … a slide ruler. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  58. What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?… One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
  59. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Hamburger Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  60. Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?… In Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”
  61. The pitcher really had good control today… Didn’t miss a bat for three innings!
  62. Why are baseball players so rich?… Because they play on diamonds!
  63. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October! (October Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  64. There once was a pitcher so bad, the crowd started singing Take Him Out of The Ball Game!
  65. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  66. A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.
  67. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?… She always ran away from the ball. (Disney Jokes & Cinderella Jokes)
  68. What baseball team did Columbus root for?… The Mariners. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  69. Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.
  70. Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says, “Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series.”
  71. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  72. Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
  73. Son: Dad, what does a ballplayer do when his eyesight starts going bad? Dad: He gets a job as an umpire. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  74. What do male cattle use to write?… Bullpens!
  75. Which baseball player loved fireplaces?… Mickey Mantle.
  76. Why are some umpires such healthy eaters?…They always clean their plate!
  77. A book never written: “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer. (Book Jokes)
  78. Baseball Riddle: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”