- What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
- What’s a potato’s motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
- Where were the first French Fries made?… In Greece!
- What do you call a nice french fry?… A sweet potato!
- Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!