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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!! In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$
of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$
what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential
elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!! In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$
of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$
what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential
elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager

  1. “The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
  2. A worker walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and the worker happily gets up to leave. ”By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied.
  3. An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job comes up. “Why did you leave that job?” asked one co-worker. “It was something my boss said,” she replied. “What did he say?” the co-worker quizzed. “You’re fired.”
  4. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
  5. “Today’s Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.”
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the job, sign the contract.