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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bird jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Who…. Who who?… I didn’t know you were an owl!
- What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- What do you call two birds in love?… Tweethearts! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What is a golfer’s favorite bird?… Any birdie will do. (Golf Jokes)
- What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH! (Constitution Jokes)
- What do you call two sparrows who just got engaged?… Lovebirds.
- What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say?… Coo man coo. (Sunglasses Jokes)
- Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Funny Spring Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?… Let me call you Tweet heart! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?… Owl be yours! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted. (Super Bowl Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
- What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
- Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside! (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
- What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A robin. (Bird Jokes & Spring Jokes)
- Why did the robin go to the library?… It was looking for bookworms. (Worm Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Constitution Jokes & American Revolutionary War Jokes)
- What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” (Turkey Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)