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- What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?… Itenticle. (Octopus Jokes)
- Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
- A book never written: “Land of 10,000 Lakes” by Minnie Soda. (15 Best Lakes in Minnesota)
- A book never written: “Twin Cities” by Saint Paul and Minnie Applis. (Book Jokes)
- What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less.
- Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota)
- What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)!
- Can you name the capital of Minnesota?… “M”
- What did Lake of the Isles say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Minnesota)
- What is the tallest building in?… Minnesota Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Minnesota Turnpike!
- Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Mississippi River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Minnesota)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Minnesota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Minnesota! (Teacher Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
- A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Minnesota plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Minnesota Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Minnesota Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- Where do Minnesota elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
- Where do Minnesota middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
- Where do Minnesota high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
- Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- What did Minnesota see?… the same thing Arkansas.