Minnesota Jokes

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  1. Duluth, Minnesota is a great city… but the lake is superior.
  2. What is a Minnesota Timberwolves’ fans favorite superhero?… Ant Man. (Minnesota Jokes)
  3. What is the favorite NBA team of a lumberjack?… Minnesota Timberwolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  4. What is a tree’s least favorite NBA team?… Minnesota Timberwolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  5. What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?… Itenticle. (Octopus Jokes)
  6. Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
  7. A book never written: “Land of 10,000 Lakes” by Minnie Soda. (15 Best Lakes in Minnesota)
  8. A book never written: “Twin Cities” by Saint Paul and Minnie Applis. (Book Jokes)
  9. What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less.
  10. Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota)
  11. What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)!
  12. Can you name the capital of Minnesota?… “M”
  13. What did Lake of the Isles say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Minnesota)
  14. What is the tallest building in?… Minnesota Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  15. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Minnesota Turnpike!
  16. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Mississippi River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Minnesota)
  17. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
  18. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  19. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  20. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Minnesota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Minnesota! (Teacher Jokes)
  21. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  22. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Minnesota plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  23. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Minnesota Resident: “No, not yet.”
  24. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Minnesota Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  25. Where do Minnesota elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  26. Where do Minnesota middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  27. Where do Minnesota high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  28. Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  31. Why did the Minnesota teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  32. What did Minnesota see?… the same thing Arkansas.