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- What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk?
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes)
- Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Farming Jokes)
- What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Halloween Jokes)
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes)
- What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
- How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak.
- Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?… Because the cow has the utter. (Biology Jokes)
Cow Jokes
- What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an upset cow?… An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. (Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
- What do you call a cow you can’t see?… Camooflauged. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak.
- Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?… Because the cow has the utter. (Biology Jokes)
- What do cows do while skiing?… Moo-Guls! (Skiing Jokes)
- How do you make a milkshake?… Give a cow a pogo stick.
- What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?… Bullogna
- What does a cow put on his french toast?… Moooolasses.
- What do you call an evil cow?… De-mooooon.
- Why was the cow so scared?… Because he was a cow-ard.
- What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?… A lawn moo-er.
- Where do cows go for lunch?… The calf-eteria.
- What do you call a cow that can cut the grass?… Mulan.
- Which job is a cow most suited for?… Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly. (Pi Day Jokes)
- “Where did the cows go last night”?…”To the mooon” (Full Moon Jokes)
- What do you call a cow with an assistant?… Moooooving up in the world.
- Why can’t a cow become a detective?… They refuse to go on Steakouts!
- How does a cow get to the mooooon?… It flies through udder space! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What happens when you talk to a cow?… It goes in one ear and out the udder! (Biology Jokes)
- What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?… Laughing stock.
- What is a cows favorite color?… Maroooooooon.
- What do you call a sleeping bull?… A bulldozer.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?… Peanut butter.
- What do u call a really strong cow?… Beefy.
- What do you get when you walk under a cow?… A pat on the head. (Biology Jokes)
- What are a cows favorite subjects in school?… Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus (365 School Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?… Milk and Quackers!
- What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?… Udder-Catastrophe
- Where do you find the most cows?… Moo-York (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do cows get when they are sick?… Hay Fever
- Why does a milking stool have only three legs?… Because the cow has the udder.
- What do you call a sad cow?… Mooooved to tears.
- Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?… He takes the bull by the horns.
- Where did the bull lose all his money?… At the Cowsino.
- What did the cow say to the lousy renter?… Moooooooooo your self out of here.
- How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?… Wait til one busts a moooooove.
- Why do cows wear bells?… Their horns don’t work.
- What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?… Milk of Amnesia (Psychology Jokes)
- What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?… Moo-tiplication (Pi Day Jokes)
- Where do cows go when they want a night out?… To the moo-vies!
- What do you call a cow with a twitch?… Beef Jerky
- What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?… Bull-dozin’
- What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?… “It’s just an udder day”
- How does a farmer count a herd of cows?… With a Cowculator! (Pi Day Jokes)
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear about the snobby cow?… She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
- What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?… Beef-flat
- What did the cow say to the turtle?… Get a moove on.
- What do you call a cow that’s afraid of the dark?… A coward.
- Why are cows so soft?… Because they are made out of leather.
- What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo- moos (Top Geography Jokes)
- How does one cow talk to another?… Cow-munication.
- What do call a cow that has just had a calf?… Decalfenated (Coffee Jokes)
- Where do cows get their weapons?… Ar-moooo-ries. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?… Because her horn didn’t work
- Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit?… They called it the Herd Shot ‘Round The World! (U.S. History Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes)
- What did the cow say when a person played the piano?… That’s good moooooosic.
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… An udder failure.
- What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?… Ground Beef
- Where do cows get together?… The meet market.
- What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?… a lawn moo-er.
- What do you call a cow with full armor?… Sir loin
- What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?… A steak-out!
- What do you call a cow with no front legs?… Lean Beef
- What do you call a cow with no legs at all?… Ground beef
- What band is a cow favorite?… Moody Blues
- What do you call a grumpy cow?… Moo-dy
- Why is the barn so noisy?… Because all of the cows have horns.
- Where do cows like to ride on trains?… In the cow-boose.
- What do cows get when they do all their chores?… Mooooney.
- What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk?
- How to you know that cows will be in heaven?… It’s a place of udder delight.
- When is a farmer like a magician?… When he turns his cow into pasture.
- Why is a barn so noisy?… All the cows have horns.
- What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese!
- What did the secret agent cow say to the other cow?… Are you udder cover?
- Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?… He’s got no beef.
- What animals do you bring to bed?… Your calves.
- What happened to the lost cattle?… Nobody’s herd.
- Where does a cow stop to drink?… The milky way! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?… A lawnmooer.
- How do you stop a bull from charging?… Take away his credit card!
- Why don’t you tell a cow a secret?… Because it goes in one ear and out the udder (Biology Jokes)
- What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Halloween Jokes)
- Why does the cow bring toilet paper to the party?…Because he is a party pooper.
- What newspaper do cows read?… The Daily Moos.
- What do you find a gallery of cows?… The mooseum.
- What do you call I half a cow?… a calf.
- What was the first animal in space?… The cow that jumped over the moon! (Full Moon Jokes)
- What is it when one cow spies on another cow?… A steak out. (Police Jokes)
- What happens when a cow laughs too hard?… It Cowlapses!
- What is the difference between a car and a bull?… A car only has one horn.
- What do you get when you give pasta to a cow?… Beefaroni.
- What did one cow say to the other?… Mooooooove over!
- What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?… A cow walking backwards!
- Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?… A moo-tel!
- Why was the cow sad?… She was moody. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- What do cows read in the mornings?… The moospaper.
- What did the farmer say to the cow?… Produce some milk