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Top Joke Pages: 180 School Jokes, Family Joke of the Day, May Jokes for Kids
Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day
Many of these jokes can be used for Flag Day, the 4th of July, and Veteran’s Day.
- Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
- What did one American flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What’s red, white and blue?…Our flag, of course.And a sad candy cane!(4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. Comedian Dick Gregory
- What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty.
- What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Disney Jokes for Kids)
- What is a cows favorite holiday?… Moomorial day! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
- How do Germans tie their shoes? A: With little knotsies!
- What do you call a Blind German?… a Not see!