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Math Teachers are Great Tutors!

  1. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer JokesTop Summer Jobs for Teachers)
  2. Best math book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss
  3. Why is a math book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
  4. Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You said we had to do it without tables!
  5. What did the math book tell the pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
  6. What happened to the plant in math class?… It grew square roots.
  7. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!
  8. Teacher: If I had ten apples in my right hand and nine in my left, what would I have?… Student: Huge hands!
  9. What did one math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
  10. How does a math teacher propose to his fiancée?… With a polynomial ring!
  11. Mom: What did you do at school today? Son: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Son: That’s right!
  12. If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?… A delicious fruit salad.
  13. A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?… In jail