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- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- How do people in Boston vote?… Early and often!
- What did the Massachusetts flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- If the Boston Celtics were chasing the Boston Red Sox team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.” Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
- Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
- What rock do Massachusetts geologists play with the most?… Plymouth Rock.
- Did you hear about the power outage in the Boston library?… Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?…Yankee Doodler. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What’s the capital of Massachusetts?… M.
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What did the sea say to the South Shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What do Larry Bird and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
- How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Neponset river!
- What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- Where do you find the Atlantic Ocean without water?… On a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What is the tallest building in the Massachusetts?… The Boston Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- Where do Boston fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Charles River.
- Why does the Tom Brady know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Massachusetts Turnpike!
- What projection is used to map the distribution Phillips Candy House chocolate?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the (Atlantic) ocean?… Letter E! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do Bobby Orr and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Boston. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Boston! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Why don’t you see penguins New England Aquarium in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What is in the middle of Springfield?… The letter ‘G’! (Top Geography Jokes
- If a plane crashed on the border of Massachusetts and Connecticut, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Merrimack River! (Top Geography Jokes