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Top 10 Jokes for each state & Top 50 State Jokes
The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest

  1. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  2. What do you call a Main lobster that’s afraid of tight spaces?… Claw-strophobic.
  3. Why did the Maine lobsterman lose his job?… Claw-strophobia. (Lobster Jokes &  Labor Day Jokes)
  4. What is a lion’s favorite state?… Maine. (Lion Jokes & Animal Jokes)
  5. Where do horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  6. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  7. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  8. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Maine?… Moose. (Moose Jokes & Animal Jokes)
  9. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  10. Maine Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Maine Native: “No, not yet.”