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Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block. (Father’s Day Jokes)
What was the luge racers favorite band?… New kids on the block!
Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead!
What did the luge rider’s toddler do while he trained?… Played with blocks. (180 School Jokes)
Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there. (Pirate Jokes)
Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition. (Winter Olympic Jokes)
What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
What was the lugers favorite part of their cupcake?… The icing! (Cupcake Jokes)
Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball. (Winter Jokes)
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Top Halloween Jokes)
Why did the twins say they wanted to be lugers when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)