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  1. Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
  2. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
  3. How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
  4. What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (101 Sports Jokes)
  5. If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.