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- What’s a lion running a copy machine called?… A copycat!
- Why are lions religious?… Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
- Why did the lions eat the preacher?… because he told them that they must put away their pride!
- Why did the lion loose at poker?… Because he was playing with a cheetah.
- What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert?…a chameleon.
- What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?… A dandy lion.
- What happened when the lion ate the comedian?… He felt funny!
- What does a lion do on a canoe?… Use his Roar.
- What job does a lion do at a newspaper?… Run the lionotype machine!
- What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?… ‘Let us prey.’
- What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog?… A terrified postman!
- What is lion’s favorite food?… Baked beings !
- How do you take a lion’s temperature?… Very carefully! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?… Frost-bite! (Winter Jokes)
- How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?… ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
- On which day do lions eat people?… Chewsday!
- Why don’t lions like fast food?… A: Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes)
- Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9?… Lioness Pawling.
- Why do lions always eat raw meat?… Because they don’t know how to cook.
- How much does a lion trainer have to know?… More than the lion!
- Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for working with his lions?… He wanted to take ‘pride’ in his appearence!
- What is a lions favorite cookie?… Chocolate Chimp.
- What do you call a cat with a lions roar?… Kitty Perry.
- What do you call a lion thats a talk show host?… Larry King of the Jungle.
- What is a lions favorite state?… Maine. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- What street do lions live on?… Mane St.
- Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?… Because he was under cover.
- What animals do you need to make a square?… 4 Lions.
- Why did the lion spit out the clown?… Because he tasted funny.
- How does a lion stop a video?… He presses paws (pause).
- What do you call a lion with chicken pox?… A dotted lion.