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Animal Jokes for Kids

  1. What’s a lion running a copy machine called?… A copycat!
  2. Why are lions religious?… Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
  3. Why did the lions eat the preacher?…  because he told them that they must put away their pride!
  4. Why did the lion loose at poker?… Because he was playing with a cheetah.
  5. What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert?…a chameleon.
  6. What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?… A dandy lion.
  7. What happened when the lion ate the comedian?…  He felt funny!
  8. What does a lion do on a canoe?… Use his Roar.
  9. What job does a lion do at a newspaper?… Run the lionotype machine!
  10. What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?…  ‘Let us prey.’
  11. What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog?… A terrified postman!
  12. What is lion’s favorite food?… Baked beings !
  13. How do you take a lion’s temperature?… Very carefully! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  14. What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?…  Frost-bite! (Winter Jokes)
  15. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?… ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
  16. On which day do lions eat people?… Chewsday!
  17. Why don’t lions like fast food?… A: Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes)
  18. Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9?… Lioness Pawling.
  19. Why do lions always eat raw meat?… Because they don’t know how to cook.
  20. How much does a lion trainer have to know?… More than the lion!
  21. Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for working with his lions?… He wanted to take ‘pride’ in his appearence!
  22. What is a lions favorite cookie?… Chocolate Chimp.
  23. What do you call a cat with a lions roar?… Kitty Perry.
  24. What do you call a lion thats a talk show host?… Larry King of the Jungle.
  25. What is a lions favorite state?… Maine. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  26. What street do lions live on?… Mane St.
  27. Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?… Because he was under cover.
  28. What animals do you need to make a square?… 4 Lions.
  29. Why did the lion spit out the clown?… Because he tasted funny.
  30. How does a lion stop a video?… He presses paws (pause).
  31. What do you call a lion with chicken pox?… A dotted lion.