More Leif Erikson Jokes… & Viking Jokes….

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Leif Erikson.
  2. A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”
  3. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (World Geography Jokes)
  4. Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  5. Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?… To the school Norse! (Nurse Jokes)
  6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the nationality of Leif Erikson? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  7. Why was Leif Erikson put in time-out?… He was being naughty-cal.
  8. Did you hear the joke about Leif Erikson?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes)
  9. Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  10. What do Eric the Red and Smokey the Bear all have in common?… They have the same middle name.
  11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what Leif Erikson dicovered?
  12. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Leif Erikson? 
  13. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me about Leif Erikson?
  14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the dates Leif Erikson lived?  (State Capitals)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Leif Erikson?
  16. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Leif Erickson city of birth? 
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Leif Erikson knock-knock joke?
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Leif Erikson knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  19. He asked, “Mom, why am I named Leif?” His mother replied with, “Because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” Satisfied with the answer he left to go play. A few minutes later the boys sister approached the mom and asked, “ Mom, why am I named Rosie?” Her mother replied with, “ Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” Satisfied with the answer she left to go play. A few minutes later the third child approached his mother and screamed, “MOAUU, WAAUA ME NAM FOROUDEG??!?! The mother replied with, “Shut up fridge.”