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101 Sports Jokes

Complete list of sports jokes!

  1. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  2. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  3. What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  4. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  5. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  6. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey (New Jersey teachers are great tutors!)
  7. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
  8. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  9. Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
  10. How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
  11. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
  12. What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?… They become referees.
  13. Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
  14. What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
  15. Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
  16. Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.