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- Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
- Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Karate Jokes & Top Christmas Jokes)
- What do you call a pig that does karate?… Porkchop!
- What do you call a goat that knows martial arts?… Karate kid.
- Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the marines?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Sports Jokes for Veterans Day)
- What does the zero say to the the eight?… Nice belt! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Where do Karate athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Why was the skeleton always left out in karate?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What does Bruce Lee drink when he’s thirsty?… WattahhH!!!
- Do you know what happened to Bruce Lee after he fought Chuck Norris?… He became Bruised Lee.
- What did the mummy karate coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- When is a karate athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a karate and the Invisible Man?… Karate like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad at Karate?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a Karate match the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Did you hear about the judo athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
- Karate Pick-Up Line: Do you know karate?… because, your body is really kickin!