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- Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
- Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day. (180 School Jokes)
- What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
- What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
- What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste (180 School Jokes)
- What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing! (180 School Jokes)
- Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head. (180 School Jokes)
- What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved. (180 School Jokes)
- Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)! (180 School Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
- Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
- What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
- Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
- A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
- What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?…A POPsicle! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?…In case they get a hole in one! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?…Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Son: For $20, I’ll be good… Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate… Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Top Summer Jokes)
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Top Summer Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
- What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…Get in the boat, men!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
- What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)