Teacher Jokes for June

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June Jokes

1. School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
2. Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Student: When my father sees my final report card!  
3. The past, present, and future walk into the class for the last day of school… It was tense. 
4. Principal Jokes: Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! 
5. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?
6. Donut Jokes: Friday June 6th, 2025 Teachers run on Dunkin Donuts…. Especially in June.
7. I bought photo frames for my friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a dollar… It was a good buy. 
8. What did Bruce, the Jaws shark, get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus.
9. What did Bruce, the Jaws shark, get on his marine biology test?… A sea-plus.
10. What was Chief Brody’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “A shark ate it!”
11. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school for the year, thank your teacher for a great year!   
12. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!”
13. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… summer.
14. Music Jokes: What is the best end of the year gift for a music teacher?… A broken drum. It can’t be beat.
15. Music Jokes: What is a popular song by Europe during the final weeks and days of the school year?… The Final Countdown.
16. Why was the obtuse angle so upset on the last day of school?… Because he wasn’t right all year.
17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the last day of school! 
18. Principal Jokes: Which friend do students never see over vacation?… Their princi-PAL.
19. Why did the teacher forget to take attendance on the last day of school?… She was absent-minded.    
20. Summer Solstice Jokes:
21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Last Day of School!   
22. Will you take statistics class next year?… Probably.