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  1. Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day. (180 School Jokes)
  2. What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
  4. What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste (180 School Jokes)
  5. What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing! (180 School Jokes)
  6. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head. (180 School Jokes)
  7. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved. (180 School Jokes)
  8. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)! (180 School Jokes)
  9. What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
  10. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
  11. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  12. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
  13. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
  14. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  15. What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  16. What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?A POPsicle! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  17. A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  18. Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?…In case they get a hole in one! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  19. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?…Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  20. Son: For $20, I’ll be good… Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  21. Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate… Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  22. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes)
  23. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Top Summer Jokes)
  24. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Top Summer Jokes)
  25. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Top Summer Jokes)
  26. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  27. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  28. Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (Top 10 4th of July Jokes4th of July Quiz)
  29. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?… Get in the boat, men!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes4th of July Quiz)
  30. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)