- What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What is the favorite drink for people in Illinois (21+) when celebrating?… Champaign (Illinois)
- What state recommends that to wear ear plugs?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What did one Illinois flag say to the other?… Nothing, it just waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- What is the best U.S. city to have a celebration toast?… Champaign, Illinois.
- What state has a difficult time having a conversation?…. Ill – i – NOISE!
- What state do librarians hate the most?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What state has the fewest libraries?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What state has the fewest hours of sleep?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- In what state can you NEVER hear a pin drop?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!