Hockey Jokes

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony.
What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up.
What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
What do you call a grumpy hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot.
Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey.
Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
Why do hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking
Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (A nimal Jokes for Kids)
Which are the best animals at hockey?… A score-pion. (A nimal Jokes for Kids)
What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation.
Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach.