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- Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
- If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…
Stop for lunch.
- How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?
Make sure one is a matchstick.
- The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
- In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
- Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
- What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (Mole Day Jokes & Top Chemistry Jokes)
- Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
- What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium
- Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
- Where do geologists like to relax?… In a rocking chair
- Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?… They know really “dirty” jokes.
- Did you know that geologists are athletic?… Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.