Top Joke Pages
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
- Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes)
- What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball.
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 101 Sports Jokes)
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)