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- The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing).
- What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
- What do you call a mummy eating in bed?… A crummy mummy. (Mothers’ Day Jokes& Top Quotes for Mothers)
- When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck! (Top Horse Racing Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
- Who won the zombie war?… Nobody, it was dead even.
- Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through him.
- What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
- What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!
- Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What kind of dog does a vampire have?… A bloodhound. (Top Dog Jokes)
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.” (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?… Frostbite. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
- What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?… Dead ringers.
- What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares. (Top Horse Racing Jokes&Sports Joke of the Day)
- Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Top 25 A.A. Milne Quotes)
- How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle its funnybone! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch
- What pants do ghosts wear?… BOO jeans.
- What kind of boat do werewolves like?… blood vessels. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?… Because he had no body to go with.(Top Biology Jokes)
- What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
- Why don’t mummies take vacations?… They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. (Mothers’ Day Jokes & Top Quotes for Mothers)
- Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?… Because everyone was a goblin!
- Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?… Day scare! (Mothers’ Day Jokes & Top Quotes for Mothers)
- What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Where do movie stars go on Halloween?… MaliBOO!
- What does a bird say at Halloween?…”Twick or tweet.”
- What does a panda ghost eat?…. Bam-BOO!
- Who did Dracula bring to the prom?… His ghoul friend. (Top Back to School Jokes)
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?…A nectarine. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?…”Spook when you’re spooken to.” (Top Holiday Jokes & Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What kind of mail does a celebrity vampire get?… Fang mail!
- What kind of boat do werewolves and vampires like?… blood vessels. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What pants do ghosts wear?… BOO jeans.
- What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?… A chicken sand witch. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What does a ghost call his mom and dad?… His transparents. (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes / Top Father’s Day Jokes / Top Father’s Day Quotes)
- What did the skeleton order with his drink?… A mop.
- Why did the mummy get a headache?… Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
- Who won the zombie war?… Nobody, it was dead even.
- Where did the ghost go on vacation?… The BOO-hamas! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did Dracula go to the library?… He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into! (Top Massachusetts Libraries)
- How do phantoms travel?… Ghost to ghost.
- What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?… A wide scream TV.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?… Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
- What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Who won the Halloween skeleton beauty contest?… No body. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?…Because you can see right through him.
- What do you call a witch at the beach?…A sand-witch. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?…Because he didn’t have the guts. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?…Because he wanted to get some muscles! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the vampire give up acting?…Because he couldn’t find a part he could sink his teeth into.
- Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?…Because there was a dog on the other side. (Top Dog Jokes)
- What do skeletons say before they start to eat?…Bone appetite. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do ghosts serve for dessert?…I scream.
- What monster wears the most clothes?…A werewolf!
- How do you make a witch itch?…Take away her W. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?…Because he had no body to go with.(Top Biology Jokes)
- Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Top Biology Jokes / Top Prom Jokes / Top High School Jokes)
- What is a witch’s favorite food?…Goulash.
- Why was the little ghost crying?…Because he wanted his mummy. (Top Holiday Jokes&Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?…”Let’s get glowing.”
- What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?… A flying Band-Aid.
- Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?…Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
- What do you do when you see a ghost?…Run away of course! (Top Track & Field Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
- Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank.
- What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?…A cab.
- Why don’t skeletons play music in church?…They have no organs. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.” (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?…Ghoul-aid! (Top Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a mummy eating in bed?…A crummy mummy. (Top Holiday Jokes&Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?…To the living room!
- What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why did the Cyclops close his school?…Because he only had one pupil. (180 School Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?…Frostbite. ((Top Holiday Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
- What do you call two witches who share a broom?…Broom mates.
- What do you call a nervous witch?… A twitch.
- Why are all Superman costumes tight?… They’re all size S.
- What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?…Dead ringers.
- How do ghosts like their eggs?…Terror-fried.
- How was Frankenstien’s birth?…Shocking. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why can’t you tell a skeleton a secret?…Because it goes in one ear and out the other. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
- Why don’t mummies take vacations?…They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
- What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch?…Life Savers.
- What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?…The actors get stage fright.
- What song do vampires hate?…”You are my sunshine!”
- What did the little ghost say to his mom?…”I’ve got a boo boo.” (Top Holiday Jokes&Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What is a ghost’s favorite ride?… A roller-ghoster. (Top Summer Jokes)
- What do witches call for in a hotel room?… Broom service.
- What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?… Sherlock Bones!
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
- What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin