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  1. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  2. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split!
  3. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?” The horse beams.
  4. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits.
  5. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
  7. Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!
  8. When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  9. Why was Cinderella such a bad player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  10. Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  11. Where do gymnast go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography JokesTop 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  12. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  13. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  14. Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
  15. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller