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- How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
- What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split!
- A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?” The horse beams.
- What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits.
- What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
- Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!
- When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where do gymnast go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
- What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller