Grinch Knock Knock Jokes

by | Dec 5, 2025 | Dads, Latest News | 0 comments

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  1. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the Top 142 Grinch jokes. 
  2. December Knock Knock Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what was the last thing the Grinch took from the house?… The log for their fire!
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Grinch knock-knock joke?
  5. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the the Grinch has in his soul?
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who gets the first slice of the Roast Beast?… Max.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June.. June Who?… June know the mean, green character who stole Christmas. 
  8. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch cleaned out the icebox. He even took the last can of what?… Who-hash!
  9. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how the Grinch makes Max look like a reindeer?
  10. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how long has the Grinch hated Christmas?… Fifty-three years. 
  11. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mountain where the Grinch lived?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the actor who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie?
  13. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Grinch knock knock jokes?
  14. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Who’s live in?
  15. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Grinch steals Christmas from?  
  16. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when stealing a Christmas tree, the Grinch was caught in the act by a small Who (not more than two!)…what was her name?… Cindy-Lou Who.
  17. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how does the Grinch know that Christmas has come in spite of his interference?… He hears singing.
  18. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where does the Grinch have termites?… In his smile.
  19. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff.
  20. Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the Grinch said when he was taking the Christmas tree?… “Why, my sweet little tot,” the fake Santy Claus lied, “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. “So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. “I’ll fix it up there. Then I’ll bring it back here.”
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what was the last thing the Grinch took from the house?… The log for their fire!
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the most likely reason that the Grinch hated Christmas?… (His heart was two sizes too small)