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Top 10 Seasonal Jokes!: A GREAT advertising opportunity!
- What’s another name for Santa’s elves?… Subordinate Clauses. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- What is Black and white and read (red) all over?… A newspaper
- What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?… The “C”
- What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?… The “Q.” (queue)
- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?… A teapot.
- A word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?… Misspelled.
- Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?… None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.
- What’s the longest word in the dictionary?… Rubber-band — because it stretches.
- One night a man and a woman walked into the bar they left. Who remains?… The night
- How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method?… Shoot nine of them.
- What English Word Begin and End with the same 3 letters?… Underground
- What’s an English teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.
- Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus
- What is the longest word in the English language?… Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
- If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
- If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect then why practice?
- If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?
- If two wrongs don’t make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?
- It’s good to be awesome, so why is it bad to be aw”ful”?
- If Horrible and Horrific are the same things, then why are terrible and terrific opposites?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… To… To who?… It’s to whom, you illiterate fool.source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/grammarjokes.html