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  1. “When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back.”
  2. I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. Melanie White
  3. I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk & chew #gum at the same time. Melanie White
  4. #Graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. Melanie White
  5. The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. Jon Stewart
  6. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. Frank A. Clark
  7. Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. John Green