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Top 3 Joke Pages
- Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Astronomy Jokes)
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Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
- What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes)
- What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
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What do you call a moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic! (Top Psychology Jokes)
- How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
- What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
- “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
- How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
- How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
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Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
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What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
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What do moon peolple do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
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Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
- What’s the moon goddess’ favourite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
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Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?