Disney Jokes

More Frozen Jokes…

  1. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?… Because she’ll LET IT GO.
  2. What does Olaf eat for lunch?… Icebergers.
  3. How does Olaf make his bed?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. 
  4. What do you call Olaf in the desert?… A puddle! 
  5. Where does Queen Elsa keep all her money?…In a snow bank!
  6. What did Elsa put in Olaf’s stocking for Christmas?… A lump of cold.
  7. What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?… The kind with lots of frosting / icing.
  8. What is Olaf’s favourite drink?… Ice tea!
  9. How does Olaf get around Arendelle?… On an “ice”-icle!
  10. Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?… Cause they got lost at C.