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4th of July Jokes
- I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
- I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
- What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
- What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fathers Day Jokes)
- A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.
- “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
- What’s the most dangerous salad leaf? A rocket propelled grenade.
- What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
- What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework? Dino-myte…
- A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
- How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
- “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
- Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!