1. Why would you want to marry a field hockey hockey goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  3. When is a field hockey player like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  4. What would you get if you crossed a field hockey goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  5. Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.