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- February 2nd: Ground Hog Day: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog! (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Super Bowl Sunday: What football play should you be suspicious of in the Super Bowl?… The quarterback sneak. (Top Football Jokes)
- Why did the NFL football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
- What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
- If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle. (Top Fishing Jokes)
- Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
- Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
- What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
- February 14th: Top Valentine’s Day Jokes: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple.
- Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
- What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?” (Top Rowing Jokes)
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart.
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (180 School Jokes)
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on.
- Do you have a date for Valentines Day?… Yes, February 14th.
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places!
- What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Coffee Day Jokes)
- President’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
- Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?… He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
- What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?…. Babe Lincoln (Top Baseball Jokes)
- Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Top Civil War Jokes & Civil War Interactives)
- Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?… To keep his head warm!
- What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin
- Why was Abraham Lincoln barn in a log cabin?… Because it was too cold to be born outside!
- Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?… Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons.
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
- What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures!
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?… I find you very attractive. (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?… I’m stuck on you! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call a very small Valentine’s?… A Valentiny! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the bear say to his Valentine?… I love you beary much! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- How do billboards talk?….Sign language!
- Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
- Where did the spaghetti go to dance?….The Meat Ball!
- When is a door like a bottle?….When the door is ajar
- What does a pig put on a cut?….Oinkment
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?….A plain (plane) donut!
- Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?….Because he is always spotted!