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- What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Fall Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… Because he was out standing in his field!
- What new crop did the farmer plant?… Beets me!
- Where do farmers send their kids to grow?… Kinder-garden. (Top Elementary Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?… A transfarmer.
- What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day! (French Fry Day Jokes)
- What farm animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Top Dog Jokes)
- Did you hear about the magic tractor?… It turned into a field!
- What do farmers use to make crop circles?… A Protractor (Top Pi Day Jokes
- If a cow laughed really hard…. would milk come out of her nose? (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why did the cow jump over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands.
- What kind of pigs know karate?… Pork chops!
- What grows under your nose?… Tulips! (Top Spring Jokes)
- Who tells chicken jokes?… Comedihens!
- What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?… Udder nonsense!
- Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?… He has got no beef.
- What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?… He got a hot-diggity-dog! (Top Dog Jokes)
- Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?… Where’s popcorn?
- Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, “Hogwash”!
- Why do cows like being told jokes?… Because they like being amoosed!
- What do you call a horse that lives next door?.. A neigh-bor!
- What is a sheep’s favorite game?… Baa-dminton!
- Why did the cabbage win the race? …Because it was ahead!
- Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play!
- What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?… An eggroll!
- Why were the baby strawberries crying?… Their ma and pa were in a jam.
- What type of horses only go out at night?… Nightmares!
- What is a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable tennis!
- What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?… a ‘Hootinanny’
- Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?… He wanted sweet and sour pork!
- What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?… What a miss-steak.
- Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?… The farmacist (pharmacist).
- Why did the lamb call the police?… He had been fleeced.
- Why was the cucumber mad?… Because it was in a pickle!
- How did the farmer find his lost cow?… He tractor down.
- What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?… Laughing stock.
- What grows when fed but dies when watered?… Fire.
- What do you give a sick horse?… Cough stirrup!
- What do you call a dog on the farm?… A Corn Dog.
- Why did the tomato blush?… Because he saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call an arctic cow?… An eskimoo!
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
- What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?… Squash!
- What do you call a sleeping bull?… A bull-dozer.
- Farmer: “Why can’t you make bread like my mother?” Wife: “Why can’t you make dough like my father?”
- Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don’t worry, you’re just a little hoarse!
- I was really impressed by the farmer I saw the other day. He was out standing in his field.
- Where do cows go on dates?… the MOOOOOOvies.