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- What did one horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
- Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet.
- What kind of bread does an Olympic horse eat?… Thoroughbred
- When do vampires like the Horse Racing?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do U.S. Olympic horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
- What do you call a well balanced U.S. Olympic horses horse?… Stable.
- What did the U.S. Olympic horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
- What did the teacher say when the U.S. Olympic horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
- What do U.S. Olympic horses eat?… Fast Food.
- Why are most U.S. Olympic horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
- How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
- What do you call a scary U.S. Olympic female horse?… A nightmare! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.
- How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
- Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh
- What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
- What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What did the waiter say to the horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
- What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?… Use the Pony Express.
- What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz
- Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?…In the pasture
- What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
- What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
- What do you call a horse that lives next door?… A: A neigh-bor!
- What is a young Colts favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Tennis Jokes)
- How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?… He lays his cards on the stable.
- What do you call 144 horses in a box?…Gross!
- What do you call a noisy horse?… A herd animal.
- How do you get a horse drunk?… Drink him under the stable.
- What do you ask a sad horse?… “Why the long face?”
- What do you call a baby donkey?… A burrito!
- What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?… Clear the Stable.
- Where do horses go when they’re sick?… The horsepital!
- Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?… Because it had bad stable manners!
- How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?… Pay him under the stable.
- What is black and white and eats like a horse?… A zebra.
- Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
- How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!