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  1. What did one horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  2. Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  3. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet.
  4. What kind of bread does an Olympic horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  5. When do vampires like the Horse Racing?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Where do U.S. Olympic horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  7. What do you call a well balanced U.S. Olympic horses horse?… Stable.
  8. What did the U.S. Olympic horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  9. What did the teacher say when the U.S. Olympic horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  10. What do U.S. Olympic horses eat?… Fast Food.
  11. Why are most U.S. Olympic horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  12. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  13. What do you call a scary U.S. Olympic female horse?… A nightmare! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  14. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.
  15. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
  16. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh
  17. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
  18. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  19. What did the waiter say to the horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  20. What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?… Use the Pony Express.
  21. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz
  22. Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?…In the pasture
  23. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
  24. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
  25. What do you call a horse that lives next door?… A: A neigh-bor!
  26. What is a young Colts favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Tennis Jokes)
  27. How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?… He lays his cards on the stable.
  28. What do you call 144 horses in a box?…Gross!
  29. What do you call a noisy horse?… A herd animal.
  30. How do you get a horse drunk?… Drink him under the stable.
  31. What do you ask a sad horse?… “Why the long face?”
  32. What do you call a baby donkey?… A burrito!
  33. What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?… Clear the Stable.
  34. Where do horses go when they’re sick?… The horsepital!
  35. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?… Because it had bad stable manners!
  36. How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?… Pay him under the stable.
  37. What is black and white and eats like a horse?… A zebra.
  38. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
  39. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!